Day one.
Posted 12-11-2008 at 09:43 by Stiff
Six penny chews and a small goat. That's what it cost me to ride the elevator in what could only be described as a hellish heaven catering to the sick and twisted desires of men.
I walked down the stairs into the first chamber. Awaiting me was a man dressed as the horned guy from Dungeon Keeper. He offered me a drink of my choice. I choose a long island ice tea. Horned guy hands me my drink.
The drink flowed into my mouth with a wash of pleasure gripping my taste buds. The tea tasted sweet. What I imagine the nectar of the gods would taste like should ever a mortal taste it.
Upon finishing my drink I find that a small midget has shackled my feet while I was vulnerable due to the overwhelming sensation occurring in my mouth. I feel dazed, confused and slightly aroused.
The blog shall continue when I can be bothered.
I walked down the stairs into the first chamber. Awaiting me was a man dressed as the horned guy from Dungeon Keeper. He offered me a drink of my choice. I choose a long island ice tea. Horned guy hands me my drink.
The drink flowed into my mouth with a wash of pleasure gripping my taste buds. The tea tasted sweet. What I imagine the nectar of the gods would taste like should ever a mortal taste it.
Upon finishing my drink I find that a small midget has shackled my feet while I was vulnerable due to the overwhelming sensation occurring in my mouth. I feel dazed, confused and slightly aroused.
The blog shall continue when I can be bothered.
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Hahaha, you crazy fool!Posted 12-11-2008 at 14:13 by Ralz 
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black text sucks
....what happens next ???Posted 14-11-2008 at 12:02 by Petevick
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