Posted 08-10-2014 at 10:26 by COLVERT
Updated 11-10-2015 at 22:16 by COLVERT
I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to go.
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're riding far too slow !
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never, ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively,...