Well done Mods. ( I feel a poem coming on !! )
A Mod, a Mod, a Mod, a Mod, that's what I want to be,
From the time I first discovered them they've fascinated me.
They 'pick you up', they 'put you down', they tell you "this" and "that",
But when you try to "answer back" they 'have you on the mat' !
This drug of power is what I want, to tell some folks, 'NO, you're a c--t'. ( Clot )
I've hinted, ranted, even squinted, all with no effect,
I'd change my name to "FLYER" ( the liar ) if they, would me, select.
So on I go my weary way, with not a hope in hell,
But MODS, if you select me, I promise not to tell !
Signed:------A nonny Moose.